WADSCORP

Win. Dominate. Repeat.

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• DOMINATE MARKETS • CRUSH COMPETITION • TOTAL VICTORY • NO MERCY • WIN AT ALL COSTS • ACQUIRE EVERYTHING • ZERO SURVIVORS • ABSOLUTE POWER • RELENTLESS GROWTH • HOSTILE TAKEOVER • DOMINATE MARKETS • CRUSH COMPETITION • TOTAL VICTORY • NO MERCY • WIN AT ALL COSTS • ACQUIRE EVERYTHING • ZERO SURVIVORS • ABSOLUTE POWER • RELENTLESS GROWTH • HOSTILE TAKEOVER

We don't enter markets.

We consume them.

And we're still hungry.

// Leadership

WADSWORTH

Chief Operating Officer

Beneath that adorable, tail-wagging exterior lies the most ruthless operator in tech. Fortune 500 CEOs tremble when they hear his collar jingle. Boards of directors have nightmares about his puppy-dog eyes — the last thing they see before a hostile takeover.

He doesn't fetch acquire.
He doesn't sit strategize.
He doesn't bark issue hostile takeover notices.

12/10 good boy. Would let him decimate your portfolio again.

// By the numbers

100%

Market Dominance

Competitors Remaining

$∞

Valuation

Very Good Boy

// About

Second Place Is Just
The First Loser.

Wadscorp was forged in the crucible of absolute market domination. While others talk about “disruption,” we talk about total annihilation of the competitive landscape. Our software doesn't just solve problems — it devours entire industries and leaves nothing but scorched earth where competitors once stood.

Our philosophy is simple: second place is just the first loser. We pursue victory with a relentless, almost pathological intensity. Every line of code we ship is a weapon. Every product launch is a declaration of war. We eat competitors alive, and we don't even have the decency to spit out the bones.

“Mercy is a bug. We shipped the fix.”— Wadsworth, COO